We was just 'sposed to hook up & have a glass

"Boyfriend is a person's regular male companion in a romantic or sexual relationship, while the term "boy friend" (note the space) can refer to a male non-romantic and non-sexual friend."

wikipedia

Blah, blah, blah. We all know what a boyfriend is, and more importantly what he isn't. But I'm not going to get into that too heavily. I'm not necessarily looking for a bf, but if one came across, I wouldn't complain. So if you think you may fit the qualifications,, fill out the form below:

or I could always get a bf this way:

Disclaimer: This is simply a joke. Do not think I would really be that desperate to find a bf in such a random way. This is pure, innocent fun. You can fill this out, but don't expect me to swoon. I may also fill out one for you as well. However, psychos need not apply.